People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
we should paint friendship bongs
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