windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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