dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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