Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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