I wannas sexs uuuuu
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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