Three words: puerto rican gang bang
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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