I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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