Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
