i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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