Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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