No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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