we're blogging at a bar
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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