Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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