My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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