I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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