better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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