just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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