apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm getting married
To pizza
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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