Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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