you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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