Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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