Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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