Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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