she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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