I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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