No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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