There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
