i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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