Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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