who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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