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Do you still have your period?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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