Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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