I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm always down for nudity.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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