I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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