just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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