I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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