i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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