Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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