Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
