Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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