I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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