know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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