They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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