He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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