Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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