I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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