Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
splinters make it hard to masturbate
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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