1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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