apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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