Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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