I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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