i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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