No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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