Whod you bang
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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